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growlithed:

tyleroakley:

Google knows me well.

we get it youre a bottom

growlithed:

tyleroakley:

Google knows me well.

we get it youre a bottom

ho-rrific:

“the fuck you going to do about it”

ho-rrific:

“the fuck you going to do about it”

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

trillow:

hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks

littlewanye:

lms If you don’t have any black friends in real life, but you follow black people on tumblr so it’s kinda the same thing :)

bijonse:

beyonce using her illuminati power to make a breadstick walk

bijonse:

beyonce using her illuminati power to make a breadstick walk

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.